Cooking

Today kiddies, I'm going to teach you a recipe. I came up with it last night, and it's quite simple, you can easily do it at home yourself.

Ingredients:

• One Complete Moron

• A Lamp - must be pre-prepared to have exposed wires just below the switch. However, and this is key, you must not be aware of the exposed wires. I certainly wasn't.

Instructions:

1. Wait until about 2am - this will ensure you're suitable tired and confused.
2. Turn off the main light.
   
3. Drop something on the floor.
4. Make sure you're too lazy to cross the room to the main light - instead, head towards your pre-prepared lamp.
5. This step is critical. As you turn on the light, make sure your fingers are also touching the exposed wires.
   

And now you're done - enjoy being thrown a foot or two across the room as a fairly powerful current travels straight up your arm. Don't thank me too much.